Well make sure you don't make your mother fall in love with you... in fact stay away from your family altogether just to be safe...wait a minute...1945 was the year the execution tool "the dragon's scythe" was stolen...ok when my brethren past find you quickly explain that you were defending yourself from the soviets and didn't know what it was at the time. After that just give it back and request help against the soviets. As for getting back...well. I don't know how else to say this, but...you're royally fucked my friend (and not in the literal sense). By the way my brethren past wouldn't be as pissed if "the dragon's scythe wasn't our only execution tool at the time.
Meh... I'm just here for the music...
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Its worse. The Soviets got there first, and really PISSED them off!
I thought you were friends with dragons.
Nope... I am only Friends with the Dragon OVERLORD. And technically, its a secret friendship. Hell, for all I know, NONE of the dragons under HIS command probably evn heard of me.
You're obsessed...
With what? Hitler's Rants, Off Topic stuff, Microwaves, Minecraft, Goldeneye n64, Guns, Dragons, Soft Vore, or Top Gear?
It's true. My relationship with humans (known to my brethren) is loathful. While in reality I do have a few friends that are human, but the friendship is kept secret to avoid showing (fake) signs of weakness to a) my brethren (dragon and demons) B) the angels (they REALLY want me dead) and C) the elementals to name a few of my enemies.
PS Yes there are some dragons that would appose my rule if they saw anything that could be seen as a weakness.
Are you sure you cant EVEN guess where the FUCK I am? I am just as clueless as SND27.
Although, this Soviet Bunker would be well protected against even the hottest of any Dragon Flame... Hope they dont bottle me in, and as for the Soviet Russians? HA! I will make mincemeat out of them with an AK or PPSh. So that saves me some fuss and gives me time to calm down...
Check this fag out again. And send to your fag friends.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/robert242245">http://www.youtube.com/user/robert242 245</a>
What fag friends? And how is he a fag?
Well I'd guess your in japan...do you see any tree?
Nope... worse. Too much tree, and not enough mountain... And I said soviet... NOT japanese. Its no use here... so I am carrying on this conversation at your page...
He's not actually a fag, it's just what said on Zmatrix's page and I just wrote the same as he did.
And don't you have any friends?
And no, it doesn't necesarily mean fag friends, it's joke, just send it to your friends.
Oh... All is good
*faff* I have some friends. Also, that leaves the question you still havent answered: What am I obsessed with?
On my page you wrote:
Now... as for situation, My ship crash landed after a space-grade Soviet Gunship shot me down over a planet MUCH larger than Earth. I have no idea where I am, other than the fact that a shitload of Spetsnaz solders made it here first, but I should be fine at the moment, for as a AK still tears out body armor, and a PPSh still makes mincemeat of ANYTHING... except for dragon scales... of course.
Now I would prefer we continue this on your page, because A) I like to see snd27 act like an idiot and B) It's your predicament not mine.
Now onto solutions...uh...does this look like the planet your on:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzxNmIGltyk">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzxNmI Gltyk</a> only less blown up?
Well similar... Much less blown up, and take out cities of the picture. Just bases and outer-grid camps. Still... Could be worse. And did I say SND27 (well, he did ask some stupid questions at some point)? Well, more clueless than fabc (he doesnt know shit about animation).
Might as well find SOME sort of starport and jack a ship, crash into the atlantic, make it out, and get to the coast of Britian unsighted, change identity, make money, and buy a Supercar. So... catch ya later... If I dont update in 5 days... Assume I have been shot and killed, or caught and digested. Anything happening back at the sanctuary? Good thing I have someone to talk to.
Tr3Yo
no i have only time machine that returns to 1944
FallowerOfHank
Is it the Delorian?