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Who is this man?

Posted by FallowerOfHank - April 11th, 2011


Can you guess this man? If you live in the UK, chances are you've seen that famous talk show about cars.

Some say, His first name really is "the"

Some say, that he's confused by stairs.

Some say, that all of his legs are hydraulic.

Some say, that his tears are adhesive.

Some say, that the outline of his left nipple is the direct shape of the nerberg ring.

Some say, hes mac compatible.

Some say, that he sleeps upside down like a bat.

Some say, he cut THAT MAN's hair.

Some say, that he bites the head off of everyone he mates with.

Some say, that if he caught fire, he would burn for 1000 days.

Some say, that he forridges the woods at night looking for wolves.

Some say, his nipples are explosive.

Some say, that when he is sick, a check engine light comes on, on his helmet.

Some say, that when he is hungry, a low fuel light comes on also on his helmet.

Some say, that he WAS raised by wolves.

Some say, that he doesnt like getting his helmet wet.

Some say, that he thought Star Wars was a documentary.

Some say, there's an airport in russia named after him.

Some say, He blinks sideways.

Some say, that if you tune your radio to 88.4, you can hear his thoughts.

Some say, that all his potted plants are called Steve.

Some say, that his earwax tastes like turkish delight.

Some say, that he is illegal in 17 US states.

Some say, that he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp.

Some say, that he has a full size tatoo of his face ON his face.

Some say, that all of his toenails are the excact same as a woman's nipples.

Some say, that it is impossible for him to wear socks.

Some say, that he can open a beer bottle with his testicles.

WHO IS THIS MAN?!?!

UPDATE: Nomaron got the answer, now ogle at all the jokes I put down and comment. : )


Comments

The Stig. The first one was a give away.

All we know is he's called The Stig.

IDK Why do you wanna know?

Shut up and guess.

How can I guess if I'm suposed to shut up?

Im joking.

its the stig from top gear. and yes i live in the u.k

I live in North America and I LOVE Top Gear.

All we know is he's called the Stig.