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The Sanford Theory

Posted by FallowerOfHank - February 19th, 2011


Please note that these are guesses and accurate theories

Name: Sanford

Age: 30-34

Gender: Male

Origion: Kansas

Traits: Drinker, Diverse Weapons Expert, Resourseful, and Partnership.

Description: A very cool guy to hang out with after a rough night. Just be sure you have the money to drink, but he drinks mainly to stay calm in a firefight. It also appears that he can remain quite sober when it comes to drinking and driving or being armed and buzzed. But be careful around him for as he has a rather short temper and doesn't necessairly like to joke around like Deimos.

Clothing: Gray Undershirt, Doo Rag, Hippie Glasses, Military Trousers, and Bandaids.

Smell: Gunpowder, Bleeding, Alchohol, Bad Need of shower.

Best Friends: Deimos, Hank, Maybe Ace, and Maybe the dragon.

Worst Enemies: The Auditor, Zarfot, DAD, Jevus, Tricky, 1337 Agents, AAHW Grunts, ATP Crew, MAG Agent V1, 2, and 3.

Ignored: Mall Clerks, excluding the Quartermaster guy.

Best Associated Songs: 'Hanks Return' by Realfaction; Sean Hodges; '115' by Elena Siegman

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The Sanford Theory


Comments

Yep, this was mostly guessing and it's alright, we don't know much about Sandford, because he's only been in a few episodes ti'll now.
Although when it said heavy weapons expert, it seemed a little weird cause even though he did use the rifle in mc 6.5, he mostly only uses small weapons like the pistol and the hook, so not really sure about that, but still good.Maybe you should just add hook master or small weapon expert or something.
Anyways it's good and wow this comment is really getting long.
Are you gonna do one on Deimos? Please. :P

At some point... I will... In the future?

I have now changed the stats. The reason it says he is a diverse weapons expert is that he has ranged from Heavy weapons to making his own concauction, the hook.

ok deimos wears a hat

Hah, Its a Shade-hat.

sanford in my opinon is better than hank becuase he's been shoot and stabbed in the chest and in the hand and seems to ignore it quite easily and did u know that in madness combat 5 and 6 hank had the same glasses as sanford apart from they were red???

Yep. Hank is still badass. He has a huge bodycount more than everyone else COMBINED! Sanford is still good. Besides, the reason Hank died is because he was out of reach of Adrenaline. Sanford n Deimos had Bandaid tape and Adrenaline.

LOL:

It says Zarfot on Worst Enemies. *Is blown up*

Zarfot is a troll. Whyelse does it say he is a worst enemy?

Hey hey man thank for doing this i was waiting fo some Sanford Information :D

Keep in mind that these are only guesses.

Man you maked Sanford and Hank theory So you gave me the idea of make The Deimos Theory im working on it

So there's a war?

(Zarfot is a troll. Whyelse does it say he is a worst enemy?)

It's funny a non-madness character is Sanfords, Deimoses, and Hanks arch nemises.

P.S. Is zarfot the Auditor And Jebuses worst enemy?

I don't know.

Big Dicks.

What?!

KINKRELS MAKES FUCKING TYPOS IN HE'S OWN SERIES, DOG FUCK.

Everyone makes mistakes, HA YOU MADE ONE!!!