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The Hank Theory

Posted by FallowerOfHank - February 7th, 2011


The HT:

Name: Hank J Wimbleton

Age: Ranges from 29-33

Gender: Male

Origion: Unknown

Traits: Non-Human, Killer, Lone Wolf, Resourseful, One Man Army

Description: If you end up in a fight against Hank, give up now, but you AAHW goons still don't know that. Go fight him. I don't care. He simply wishes to be left alone, but he still needs to pay that price. His soul is just a searing hole of hatred to his enemies.

Clothing: Flak Jacket, Doo-rag, Bandaids, Patches and Plastic, Bandana, Red goggles, and stitches.

Smell: Harsh waves of decay and Internal blood, possible need of shower.

Worst Enemies: The Auditor, Zarfot, DAD, Jevus, Tricky, 1337 Agents, AAHW Grunts, ATP Crew, MAG Agent V1, 2, and 3, and Higher Powers?

Best Friends: Sanford, Deimos, Maybe Ace, and maybe the dragon?

Ignored: Anyone who doesn't swing a weapon at him

Best Associated Songs: "Abra Cadavvra" By Elena Siegman; Sean Hodges; "Nightmare" By Avenged Sevenfold

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The Hank Theory


Comments

I thought Hank hated the higher powers because he didn't want to be revived over and over again, lol.

Now that its fixed, lets talk music. If you Play Nazi zombies and you know of alot of secrets, you probably should be familliar with Elena Siegman.

When it said traits, you should've also added: one man army.
P.S. the Jevus' real name is SAVIOR.

Actually, his real name is Jebus.

Also when will your next madness submission come out?
Has nuke505 sent you the sprites yet?

nuke505's links never work, so I have given up. I'm looking to Nomaron to see if he could help me out.

Where did you get that picture of Hank?

Google, because I was lazy.

I'm sorry kid but Hank is actually a homeless loser who lives in a box and sucks dicks all day long except that no one wants to go near him because of how much of a faggot he is so not even the horny gays down at the homo bar will let him suck their dicks and so he makes dildos out of old garbage and pet excretions and sticks them in his mouth.

Just like you are... right?

What does the letter J stand for?

Maybe I should Email that question to Krinkels then...

Actually he doesn't ignore anyone that doesn't swing a weapon at him.
Example: in madness combat 1 after he killed almost everyone, he also killed some guy dancing.

He was just sick of DAD after getting out of the house. And he wanted to be alone I guess.

I thought he would have hated the AET agents, lol, seeing as you got the idea.

This was made at a time before the AET even existed.

SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!
wait.. is a post of hank...
HANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN A SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!! when you have the clips of the collab?

Sorry man, I am just too slow in making the 2 other clips.

Hank in a Sandwich? I am not sure if that makes me happy or weirded out.

Maybe both.

yeah but year he's got possibly 20-33

Somewhere... If he were an actual human... in human years...

Man i liked you you a really fan of madness... hank hates zarfot man you going to my favorites i just have one thing differnet from you i fan of Sanford :-D

Yes... And I hope to create a theory of Sanford. The Sanford Theory.

I'm pretty sure it's just "Jesus" not "Jebus"
also who is ace and this "dragon"?

Characters in my upcoming series.

Jevus was called Jebus or Jevus so the religious people wouldn't be offended.